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« on: April 04, 2012, 07:00:21 AM »



One of my favorite images.......ever. Every year during Masters week these fem-fatales gather in protest regarding the fact Augsta National in Georgia still doesnt allow woman members. This year there's actually something for them to skwak about. Normally, the CEO of IBM gets an honorary membership to Augusta National. They're the biggest sponser of the Masters event.....but now for the first time in the companies history a female is CEO. SOO.... they said "Too bad homegirl, but don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out"   

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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 08:22:15 AM »

"Make me a sandwich" might have been funnier.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 10:42:25 AM »

"Make me a sandwich" might have been funnier.

HEY......don't make me get the phone book, woman!  Wink

I have the funniest picture taped up on the inside of a closet in my apt. Picture of a man about to back hand a woman. Caption "Backhand......because you shouldn't have to tell her twice"     Timeless truth.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2012, 07:50:56 PM »



One of my favorite images.......ever. Every year during Masters week these fem-fatales gather in protest regarding the fact Augsta National in Georgia still doesnt allow woman members. This year there's actually something for them to skwak about. Normally, the CEO of IBM gets an honorary membership to Augusta National. They're the biggest sponser of the Masters event.....but now for the first time in the companies history a female is CEO. SOO.... they said "Too bad homegirl, but don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out"   

Sorry Traum  Grin

Pretty amusing. Did Rometty pull funding yet, and if not, why? I also agree with Trauma, but it's gotta be spelled "sammich". 

The really confusing thing though ... where does law school cost $124K these days?  That was what I owed when I got out, and that was 15 years ago. 
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 02:08:24 AM »

 What would have made this not only funnier but truly inspired would be if the sign in question had instead  quoted the film The Breakfast Club with the line "Shut up bitch and go fix me a turkey pot pie." That would take being a smart ass to an all new level.

Just sayin'.
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2012, 04:25:22 AM »

Domestic violence is hilarious.

I've always wanted to blow up a still frame from Tales from the Hood, where "The Monster" is holding up a frying pan with his wife on the ground at his feet  "Looks like you aint the only one that needs an ass whooping.......BITCH!" into a big poster for my living room. That'd be awesome.
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2012, 05:24:22 AM »

Domestic violence is hilarious.
Not really, but the idea that someone would approach such an obviously volatile set of circumstances and use a quote from one of the better John Hughes movies to deliberately fuck with people in a protest line is.
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 07:05:39 PM »

Domestic violence is hilarious.
Not really, but the idea that someone would approach such an obviously volatile set of circumstances and use a quote from one of the better John Hughes movies to deliberately fuck with people in a protest line is.

Agreed. 

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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2012, 11:26:36 PM »


"If this country were run by vegetarian women rather than flesh-eating men ...."

Y'know what I always thought the was the funniest aspect of that scene? The fact that the lady providing the sign language interpretation inside the little bubble up in the corner of the screen starts pantomiming masturbation by way of an opinion in deference to what the speaker is saying.

Everything about that movie remains awesome....even the stuff you miss the first time around.,
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