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« on: November 18, 2011, 11:46:03 AM »

Holy poop that game was fun last night. I can't fooking believe this kid did it again, Can. Not. Believe. It.

I'm loving Tim Tebow, he's straight up bringing back 1930's ugly ass football yet is as clutch as you can possibly be.

Also, Revis cowering like a little girl as Tebow stuck him on that one play, priceless. Especially after he ran his mouth all week. Pats got the AFC East officially locked up now after this one.

###No doubt that bastard GMG is gonna try to turn this tread into a religous debate. I'm not taking the bait, this is just about Tebow the baller.
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 04:45:33 AM »

Yeah, Tebow is something else. He's still got a huge following down here in South Florida. Those Gator years were a blast. Haters can hate as they always will, but there's no denying that the man has mad skills.
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 04:42:01 AM »

###No doubt that bastard GMG is gonna try to turn this tread into a religous debate. I'm not taking the bait, this is just about Tebow the baller.

Quite the contrary. I'll turn it into a Marshal can suck my balls debate though, real quick.....

Tim Beblow is such a joke it's not even funny. I don't get how he's done it the past few weeks.....but he literally might be the worst quarterback, fundementally speaking, I've ever witnessed. Yet he's made some passes down the stretch of a couple of ball games that would make Joe Montana blush. It's so fucking weird. But at the end of the day, the Denver Broncos arent going anywhere.....the fans basically cried loud enough for management to just say 'Fuck it', let him play...they got nothing to lose at this point. Guaranteed he's not in the NFL in 2014. Not a QB anyways.

How do you complete 2 passes all game and win? It's like watching an Army Navy game.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 08:51:43 AM »

###No doubt that bastard GMG is gonna try to turn this tread into a religous debate. I'm not taking the bait, this is just about Tebow the baller.

Quite the contrary. I'll turn it into a Marshal can suck my balls debate though, real quick.....

Tim Beblow is such a joke it's not even funny. I don't get how he's done it the past few weeks.....but he literally might be the worst quarterback, fundementally speaking, I've ever witnessed. Yet he's made some passes down the stretch of a couple of ball games that would make Joe Montana blush. It's so fucking weird. But at the end of the day, the Denver Broncos arent going anywhere.....the fans basically cried loud enough for management to just say 'Fuck it', let him play...they got nothing to lose at this point. Guaranteed he's not in the NFL in 2014. Not a QB anyways.

How do you complete 2 passes all game and win? It's like watching an Army Navy game.


Like I said, ugly ass 1930's football:

He's won 4 games out of 5 in the 4th quarter. Do something once in the NFL, it's a fluke. Twice, it might be time to open your eyes. Three times and it's a trend.

I guarantee you that will not be the last game winning drive for Tebow this year, guran fooking tee it!

Say what you want about his passing, when the dude turns it on, you don't stop him, PERIOD. How many times does this kid have to do it before people just accept he's as clutch as they come?
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 11:20:08 AM »

###No doubt that bastard GMG is gonna try to turn this tread into a religous debate. I'm not taking the bait, this is just about Tebow the baller.

Quite the contrary. I'll turn it into a Marshal can suck my balls debate though, real quick.....

Tim Beblow is such a joke it's not even funny. I don't get how he's done it the past few weeks.....but he literally might be the worst quarterback, fundementally speaking, I've ever witnessed. Yet he's made some passes down the stretch of a couple of ball games that would make Joe Montana blush. It's so fucking weird. But at the end of the day, the Denver Broncos arent going anywhere.....the fans basically cried loud enough for management to just say 'Fuck it', let him play...they got nothing to lose at this point. Guaranteed he's not in the NFL in 2014. Not a QB anyways.

How do you complete 2 passes all game and win? It's like watching an Army Navy game.

He's won 4 games out of 5 in the 4th quarter. Do something once in the NFL, it's a fluke. Twice, it might be time to open your eyes. Three times and it's a trend.


YEAH, maybe if you're talking about superbowls, dude. Not regular season games versus the friggin Dolphins (who were winLESS at time mind you), the hapless Kansas City Cheifs and the Oakland Raiders who are a laughing stock of professional sports.

I get it.....I mean, you guys living a mile above us havent had shit to root for since Elway. Might as well get excited over a guy who threw for 104 yards and looked like a retard while doing it.

The thing is, man.....you can't build a team around a guy like that. Premium wide outs in the NFL would be absolutely wasted in Denver, because you gotta run the ball 50 times with Tebow behind center. There's a reason why there's never anybody drafted in the NFL from the armed forces like Army, Navy and Air Force. 1930s ugly football equates to watching the playoffs from your couch every year. One dimensional Quarterbacks in the league never last. Too many brilliant defensive minds in the NFL. It won't last. Enjoy it now I guess.

If you want to talk about a guy you can build a franchise around. Look no futher than Carolina and Cam Newton. That guy will be around for a while.

and to answer your last question.......  how many times does he have to do it? DO WHAT? Win meaninless regular season games when he literally has NOTHING to lose. How bout that? Win a game that matters, then talk to me. Guy has zero pressure.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 11:54:54 AM »

###No doubt that bastard GMG is gonna try to turn this tread into a religous debate. I'm not taking the bait, this is just about Tebow the baller.

Quite the contrary. I'll turn it into a Marshal can suck my balls debate though, real quick.....

Tim Beblow is such a joke it's not even funny. I don't get how he's done it the past few weeks.....but he literally might be the worst quarterback, fundementally speaking, I've ever witnessed. Yet he's made some passes down the stretch of a couple of ball games that would make Joe Montana blush. It's so fucking weird. But at the end of the day, the Denver Broncos arent going anywhere.....the fans basically cried loud enough for management to just say 'Fuck it', let him play...they got nothing to lose at this point. Guaranteed he's not in the NFL in 2014. Not a QB anyways.

How do you complete 2 passes all game and win? It's like watching an Army Navy game.

He's won 4 games out of 5 in the 4th quarter. Do something once in the NFL, it's a fluke. Twice, it might be time to open your eyes. Three times and it's a trend.


YEAH, maybe if you're talking about superbowls, dude. Not regular season games versus the friggin Dolphins (who were winLESS at time mind you), the hapless Kansas City Cheifs and the Oakland Raiders who are a laughing stock of professional sports.

I get it.....I mean, you guys living a mile above us havent had shit to root for since Elway. Might as well get excited over a guy who threw for 104 yards and looked like a retard while doing it.

The thing is, man.....you can't build a team around a guy like that. Premium wide outs in the NFL would be absolutely wasted in Denver, because you gotta run the ball 50 times with Tebow behind center. There's a reason why there's never anybody drafted in the NFL from the armed forces like Army, Navy and Air Force. 1930s ugly football equates to watching the playoffs from your couch every year. One dimensional Quarterbacks in the league never last. Too many brilliant defensive minds in the NFL. It won't last. Enjoy it now I guess.

If you want to talk about a guy you can build a franchise around. Look no futher than Carolina and Cam Newton. That guy will be around for a while.

and to answer your last question.......  how many times does he have to do it? DO WHAT? Win meaninless regular season games when he literally has NOTHING to lose. How bout that? Win a game that matters, then talk to me. Guy has zero pressure.


What's hillarious is Newton, for all the passing yards he has put up, he also LEADS the league in interceptions. Tebow on the other hand has 1, that's right ONE interception. If you don't think those two stats have nothing to do with the fact that Tebow is 4-1 while Cam is a absolutely pathetic 2-8, you're nuts.

I believe you can build around Tebow. I believe you CAN run a spread offense in the NFL. And untill Tebow has a losing record I'm being proved right.

Wins are all that matters. Don't give me the shit excuse about the teams Tebow played sucking. Oakland has been praised all year, Jets were considered one of the best in the league a couple weeks ago and KC lost to Denver after winning FOUR in a row!! Oh yeah, and the Dolphins are on a 3 game winning streak BTW. So that leads me back to me original point........

TEBOW, TEBOW!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 04:30:10 AM »

....this is one of the reasons why I can't stand the NFL. Everyone's an expert.

It's tough to throw interceptions when you throw the ball 8 times a game. GiveMeGore has zero interceptions in the NFL this year..... Canton, here I come!
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 10:26:30 AM »

....this is one of the reasons why I can't stand the NFL. Everyone's an expert.

 


You mean like you?
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 10:43:56 AM »

....this is one of the reasons why I can't stand the NFL. Everyone's an expert.

 


You mean like you?

Nope, I'm a baseball guy.

I'm just not stupid enough to get that big a hard-on for a guy after a couple of UGLY regular season wins.

There's been a lot of frauds in the NFL. It's only a 16 game season.....you can fake 16 games. Meatballs like Trent Dilfer and Rich fucking Gannon have Superbowl rings. True "Ballers" do it over a decade. Look at Big Ben in Pittsburgh and Brady. Get back to me when Teblow comes close to snifing their jocks.

...like I said though, man.....glad you guys in the Rockies have something to look forward to on Sundays. I'm being serious too... Terrel Davis, Johhny Elway, Shannon "Seabiscuit" Sharp, and crew must feel like ancient history. All I'm saying is don't get TOO excited thinking Teblows going to bring you to the promise land.
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2011, 12:23:43 PM »


...like I said though, man.....glad you guys in the Rockies have something to look forward to on Sundays. I'm being serious too... Terrel Davis, Johhny Elway, Shannon "Seabiscuit" Sharp, and crew must feel like ancient history. All I'm saying is don't get TOO excited thinking Teblows going to bring you to the promise land.

I'm lifelong Broncos fan - I learned that good guys don't always win outside of the movies watching Superbowl XII, when Craig Morton lived down the street.  But I haven't followed football other than the college sort for years.  Didn't know who Tebow was until my brother in law came to his Halloween party as Super Tebow.

But: Elway started the same way - dude sucked stagnant swamp water for what seemed like an eternity, until he suddenly didn't.  So don't write Tebow off as hot air just yet. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2011, 11:32:00 PM »

Apparently to reign in the Denver Fans Tebow can do absolutely nothing for 3 and a half quarters then finally the game changes in the final minutes. Granted he has only faced a couple dominant defenses, he is still a very overrated QB. I agree with Gore here that he does not have the potential to be one of the greats.
On the other hand he is "god's QB" so anything must be possible.
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2011, 11:50:11 AM »

We'll see what happens this Sunday when Brady and Belichick come to Mile High. Billy B eats gimmicks for breakfast. Very excited to have the chance to finally shut people up about that fucking fraud, TeBlow.
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2011, 04:01:07 PM »

We'll see what happens this Sunday when Brady and Belichick come to Mile High. Billy B eats gimmicks for breakfast. Very excited to have the chance to finally shut people up about that fucking fraud, TeBlow.

The Patriots Defense is not the Pats offense. They're defense is not all that great a force and if it wasn't for that asshole Brady the Pats would not be the team they are. I however will be rooting for Tebow this week for the sole fact that he is my starting QB in the championship of my cash fantasy league this weekend. Vick has been disappointing since week 2 and I figured why not go with the Great White Hype that is Tebow.
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 03:54:54 AM »

We'll see what happens this Sunday when Brady and Belichick come to Mile High. Billy B eats gimmicks for breakfast. Very excited to have the chance to finally shut people up about that fucking fraud, TeBlow.

The Patriots Defense is not the Pats offense. They're defense is not all that great a force and if it wasn't for that asshole Brady the Pats would not be the team they are. I however will be rooting for Tebow this week for the sole fact that he is my starting QB in the championship of my cash fantasy league this weekend. Vick has been disappointing since week 2 and I figured why not go with the Great White Hype that is Tebow.

You're right......they're D has a bend-don't-break policy. A bunch of no-names plugging away. At the end of the day, they know how to make big plays when necessary. Picture perfect special teams and a machine of an offense. Welcome to Patriots Football. Hope you enjoyed the show. And I hope the rest of the league payed attention on how to beat Teblow. Gain 160 yards in the first quarter rushing. Good FOR you. Patriots are the best at making adjustments during the game....bottom line
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