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« Reply #405 on: August 09, 2011, 03:52:51 AM » |
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Groundskeeper Willie: You've got The Shinning.
Bart Simpson; Oh, you mean the Shining.
Groundskeeper Willie: Shhhhh! You wanna get sued?
- from the Treehouse of Horror V segment "The Shinning"
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« Reply #406 on: August 09, 2011, 06:04:59 AM » |
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Groundskeeper Willie: You've got The Shinning.
Bart Simpson; Oh, you mean the Shining.
Groundskeeper Willie: Shhhhh! You wanna get sued?
- from the Treehouse of Horror V segment "The Shinning"
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"Without Him, I understand nothing; without Him, all is darkness…Every period has its manias. I regard Atheism as a mania. It is the malady of the age. You could take my skin from me more easily than my faith in God." - Jean-Henri Fabre [1823-1915]
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« Reply #407 on: August 16, 2011, 03:29:42 AM » |
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"They say New Zealand is beautiful. I wouldn't know. Because, after twenty two hours on airplane, any land mass looks beautiful. We could have landed on a tiny iceberg ,with only two penguins- who were blowing each other -and I would have been happy. I also would have performed."
- Lewis Black
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« Reply #408 on: August 22, 2011, 12:50:54 AM » |
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"Hello,my friends. I want to put on record that the flick out there using the word Hellraiser IS NO FUCKIN' CHILD OF MINE! I have NOTHING to do with the fuckin' thing. If they claim it's from the mind of Clive Barker, it's a lie. It's not even from my butt-hole."
-Clive Barker, tweeting his reaction to a statement issued by the creators of Hellraiser:Revelations (the new extremely low budget, super rushed Hellraiser sequel made sans Doug Bradley in an apparent attempt by the Weinstien's to keep the rights to the property) that he had given the project his blessing.
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« Reply #409 on: August 22, 2011, 07:47:16 AM » |
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You're just upset that your little stone theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.....
"ya....well.....you're ugly" "What do you feed your dog?"
Dog food....why?
"cuz it's miserable. Poor diet, isolated enviornment......lucky it's still ALIVE"
Why don't you just leave, Ace?
"Why, so you can BEAT him? FATTY!"
"Well why don't you cry about it....... saddlebags!"
Ace Ventura.
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"What is the point of living in a civilization if we are no longer interested in acting civilized? ~God Bless America
Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #410 on: August 24, 2011, 01:26:56 PM » |
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You're just upset that your little stone theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.....
"ya....well.....you're ugly" "What do you feed your dog?"
Dog food....why?
"cuz it's miserable. Poor diet, isolated enviornment......lucky it's still ALIVE"
Why don't you just leave, Ace?
"Why, so you can BEAT him? FATTY!"
"Well why don't you cry about it....... saddlebags!"
Ace Ventura.
"What do you know about PRESSURE?" "Well, I have kissed a man." |
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"Without Him, I understand nothing; without Him, all is darkness…Every period has its manias. I regard Atheism as a mania. It is the malady of the age. You could take my skin from me more easily than my faith in God." - Jean-Henri Fabre [1823-1915]
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« Reply #411 on: August 25, 2011, 04:26:40 AM » |
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You're just upset that your little stone theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.....
"ya....well.....you're ugly" "What do you feed your dog?"
Dog food....why?
"cuz it's miserable. Poor diet, isolated enviornment......lucky it's still ALIVE"
Why don't you just leave, Ace?
"Why, so you can BEAT him? FATTY!"
"Well why don't you cry about it....... saddlebags!"
Ace Ventura.
"What do you know about PRESSURE?" "Well, I have kissed a man." That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend! |
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"What is the point of living in a civilization if we are no longer interested in acting civilized? ~God Bless America
Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #412 on: August 25, 2011, 06:41:33 AM » |
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You're just upset that your little stone theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.....
"ya....well.....you're ugly" "What do you feed your dog?"
Dog food....why?
"cuz it's miserable. Poor diet, isolated enviornment......lucky it's still ALIVE"
Why don't you just leave, Ace?
"Why, so you can BEAT him? FATTY!"
"Well why don't you cry about it....... saddlebags!"
Ace Ventura.
"What do you know about PRESSURE?" "Well, I have kissed a man." That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend! Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and burn in hell. |
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"Without Him, I understand nothing; without Him, all is darkness…Every period has its manias. I regard Atheism as a mania. It is the malady of the age. You could take my skin from me more easily than my faith in God." - Jean-Henri Fabre [1823-1915]
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« Reply #413 on: August 25, 2011, 08:01:12 AM » |
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Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and burn in hell.
what a sports nut ah? |
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"What is the point of living in a civilization if we are no longer interested in acting civilized? ~God Bless America
Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #414 on: August 25, 2011, 08:05:24 AM » |
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"So a friend of mine was telling me he has a fool proof gambling method. Bet when the following scenario is in place. Big East team......on the road.....getting points.....with a white point-guard. So I tell my buddy.....hey.....the only time it's good to have a white point-guard is when your sister tells you 'I'm dating a point guard' "
Artie Lang.....Beer League.
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"What is the point of living in a civilization if we are no longer interested in acting civilized? ~God Bless America
Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #415 on: August 25, 2011, 03:17:22 PM » |
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Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and burn in hell.
what a sports nut ah? Obsess much? |
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"Without Him, I understand nothing; without Him, all is darkness…Every period has its manias. I regard Atheism as a mania. It is the malady of the age. You could take my skin from me more easily than my faith in God." - Jean-Henri Fabre [1823-1915]
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« Reply #416 on: September 02, 2011, 07:19:27 AM » |
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"I'd rather saw off my own prick with a plastic knife"
~Luke Wilson's father. Tenure..... pretty funny little flick I caught yesterday afternoon. Not bad at all.
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"What is the point of living in a civilization if we are no longer interested in acting civilized? ~God Bless America
Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #417 on: September 03, 2011, 02:13:03 AM » |
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Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.
-- Tucker
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (Seriously my favorite movie I've seen this year.)
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« Reply #418 on: September 03, 2011, 11:07:36 PM » |
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Lt. Kinderman: I can't go home because of the carp.
Father Dyer: I'm sorry.. it sounded like you said.....
Kinderman: (nods) My wife's mother is visiting from out of town and she brought us a carp . I've nothing against it, it's a tasty fish, but she believes that there are impurities in it, so it has to be kept alive until she can prepare it, to get the impurities out. Now you're standing very close to me father..have you noticed? (nods) I haven't had a bath in three days. I can't . The carp is there, in my bathtub, swimming up and down. Up..and down. Moving it's gills. I cant go home.... because if I see it...I'll kill it.
- The Exorcist III: Legion
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« Reply #419 on: September 04, 2011, 02:11:27 PM » |
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"They say New Zealand is beautiful. I wouldn't know. Because, after twenty two hours on airplane, any land mass looks beautiful. We could have landed on a tiny iceberg ,with only two penguins- who were blowing each other -and I would have been happy. I also would have performed."
- Lewis Black
I spent a vacation with my family on Martha's Vineyard a while back. I don't remember MUCH of that trip because I had imbibed a little more generously than usual, but I do remember my brothers and myself holding our drinks crowded around an iphone listening to the whole routine and cracking up. Just classic. |
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