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« Reply #390 on: June 08, 2011, 04:28:50 AM » |
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While it was still funny, there is something seriously wrong with you.
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"What is the point of living in a civilization if we are no longer interested in acting civilized? ~God Bless America
Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #391 on: June 08, 2011, 05:32:08 AM » |
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"Me and Dasheki are leaving the hood. We're going to tie the knot"
"You need to tie a knot in that bitches tubes"
Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood.
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Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #392 on: June 29, 2011, 05:25:26 AM » |
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"Mom? You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman."
- Bart Simpson, after Marge agrees to go along with Homer's plan to start a new life in Alaska, The Simpsons Movie
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« Reply #393 on: July 06, 2011, 04:27:07 AM » |
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"True crime has become a unique genre of entertainment. Her stories are so extreme and fantastic, it's hard to believe they're true, but that's what engrosses people. This case has sex, lies and videotapes — just like on reality TV."
-51 year old Robin Wilkie, commenting on the Casey Anthony trial. Wilkie spent $3,000 on hotels and food since arriving June 10 from Lake Minnetonka, Minn. and tallied more than 100 hours standing in line to wait for tickets, cumulatively getting into the courtroom 15 times to see Casey Anthony.
I was going to add a wry comment here, but I think this quote speaks for itself.
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« Reply #394 on: July 06, 2011, 06:30:33 AM » |
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"True crime has become a unique genre of entertainment. Her stories are so extreme and fantastic, it's hard to believe they're true, but that's what engrosses people. This case has sex, lies and videotapes — just like on reality TV."
-51 year old Robin Wilkie, commenting on the Casey Anthony trial. Wilkie spent $3,000 on hotels and food since arriving June 10 from Lake Minnetonka, Minn. and tallied more than 100 hours standing in line to wait for tickets, cumulatively getting into the courtroom 15 times to see Casey Anthony.
I was going to add a wry comment here, but I think this quote speaks for itself.
USA, USA, USA, USA!!! You wonder why other countries hate us? It's because we're full of Robin Wilkies. |
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« Reply #395 on: July 08, 2011, 11:08:22 PM » |
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"True crime has become a unique genre of entertainment. Her stories are so extreme and fantastic, it's hard to believe they're true, but that's what engrosses people. This case has sex, lies and videotapes — just like on reality TV."
-51 year old Robin Wilkie, commenting on the Casey Anthony trial. Wilkie spent $3,000 on hotels and food since arriving June 10 from Lake Minnetonka, Minn. and tallied more than 100 hours standing in line to wait for tickets, cumulatively getting into the courtroom 15 times to see Casey Anthony.
I was going to add a wry comment here, but I think this quote speaks for itself.
USA, USA, USA, USA!!! You wonder why other countries hate us? It's because we're full of Robin Wilkies. I hate us because of California. Or maybe I just hate California. |
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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
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« Reply #396 on: July 08, 2011, 11:57:31 PM » |
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"It always seems that a new species of shark is discovered just before shark week. This tells me that not only are sharks perfect predators, they're also calculating fame whores. They're like Cardassians, only smarter."- Craig Ferguson, "The Late Late Show"
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« Reply #397 on: July 18, 2011, 04:34:09 AM » |
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"These fucking swagger jackers, will make me smack a cracker.......and stab you......with my magic blatter.......in your fucking face"
Opening line during a rap battle by some dude who looks like Snoop Dog on pcp. If you're ever a little bored, go on-demand under hiphop and watch some rap battles. "Rappers" making absolute fools out of themselves and coming up with some of the funniest, stupidest shit... Magic Blatter? What the fuck is a magic blatter?
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"What is the point of living in a civilization if we are no longer interested in acting civilized? ~God Bless America
Religion is like crack. Give it to the kids early enough and they're hooked. And that shit will fuck you up for life.
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« Reply #398 on: July 18, 2011, 08:24:26 AM » |
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"These fucking swagger jackers, will make me smack a cracker.......and stab you......with my magic blatter.......in your fucking face"
Opening line during a rap battle by some dude who looks like Snoop Dog on pcp. If you're ever a little bored, go on-demand under hiphop and watch some rap battles. "Rappers" making absolute fools out of themselves and coming up with some of the funniest, stupidest shit... Magic Blatter? What the fuck is a magic blatter?
Maybe it's a roundabout way of saying he's gonna pee on your face? Thanks for the early morning laugh. |
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« Reply #399 on: July 18, 2011, 11:05:52 AM » |
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"These fucking swagger jackers, will make me smack a cracker.......and stab you......with my magic blatter.......in your fucking face"
Opening line during a rap battle by some dude who looks like Snoop Dog on pcp. If you're ever a little bored, go on-demand under hiphop and watch some rap battles. "Rappers" making absolute fools out of themselves and coming up with some of the funniest, stupidest shit... Magic Blatter? What the fuck is a magic blatter?
Maybe it's a roundabout way of saying he's gonna pee on your face? Thanks for the early morning laugh. Possibly.....but the motion he made during that line was like he was taking a sword out of his belt from behind him..... I'm telling you, my buddy and I had to rewind that part like 13 times. 3am, not low, just dying..... the face on the host of the battle was priceless too .... he shakes his head in disbelief like "whattt" Our other favorite line from that same battle was "yo......I'll cook you a nice dinner. And fart in your juice" no rhyme before or after. Awesome. |
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« Reply #400 on: July 22, 2011, 11:45:22 AM » |
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"Your mom has one really big titty and one really small titty......and we call the bitch.....Biggy Smalls" ~Chappelle show
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« Reply #402 on: July 30, 2011, 11:04:22 PM » |
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"Wearing a CBGB T-shirt, Neil Patrick Harris rocks out with Clumsy Smurf to 'Guitar Hero.' Historians may want to remember this sequence when they're trying to pinpoint the exact moment that rock and roll died."
- excerpt from critic John Beifuss's review of the live action Smurfs movie. This was too well put not to quote.
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« Reply #403 on: August 03, 2011, 08:44:34 AM » |
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. What're you bothering people for?"
Louis CK on Letterman last week. Another gem from him on The Daily Show back in June:
"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to."
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« Reply #404 on: August 04, 2011, 05:10:21 AM » |
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"This is what I do everyday, Stevie.......lookin' at buttholes and catchin' a buzz" ~Kenny Powers at the strip club, EastBound and Down season 2.
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