Quote of the Day

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Yep, I'm resurrecting it. Somebody has to.

"I think it's a little early to be imposing roles on it, don't you?"

- Doctor ( Graham Chapman) responding to a new mother asking which sex her baby is,  Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

[GiveMeGore]

Good call

I tried to put this into my signature but was too long. One of my favorite paragraphs from Origin of Species:

"It is thus to try in imagination to give to any one species an advantage over another. Probably in no single instance should we know what to do. This ought to convince us of our ignorance on the mutual relations of all organic beings: a conviction as necessary as it is difficult to acquire. All that we can do, is to keep steadily in mind that each organic being is striving to increase in a geometrical ratio: that each at some period of its life, during some season of the year, during each generation or at intervals, has to struggle for life and suffer great destruction. When we reflect on this struggle, we may console ourselves with the full belief that the war of nature is not incessant, that no fear is felt, that death is generally prompt, and that the vigorous, the healthy, and the happy survive and multiply"

[GeneralCinema]

"Eat a bowl of FUCK!  I am here to PARTY!" - Stooge, Night of the Demons

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"I don't know who writes this crap."
- James Woods, referencing the film adaptation of The Dead Zone, "Quitters Inc." segment of Cat's Eye

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"Nicky had a sure win system for gambling. He made all the bets in the world. If he won, he collected his money. If he lost, he would tell the bookie to fuck himself. I mean what are you gonna do? Bully Nicky?"
Deniro talking about Pesci, Casino.

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"You're one of my favorite people. You'd be my top favorite but I've still got this crazy thing for Hitler." - Spiderman, addressing Silver Sable,the Todd McFarlane era comic Spiderman.

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"Pope Benedict gave an address this week speaking out against euthansia. The Pope said that each person should wait to die until the hour appointed to them by God. Then he drove away in a heavily armored, bulletproof car."
- Seth Myers, SNL Weekend Update, 9/20/08

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"Well you can just say here and rot, you stuck up bitch."

-Chris Griffin (as Luke Skywalker) to Lois Griffin (as Princess Leia) after she asks if he isn't "a little too fat to be a stormtrooper?", Blue Harvest- the Family Guy Star Wars parody

[GiveMeGore]

"I swear to fucking god Jay if there are any pubes sprinkled over the toilet seat again, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Last time I went to take a shit, my shit looked like a fucking stuffed teddy bear!!!"

"Jay, is that Canadian flag tattoo like a cum target of sorts? Like what if you cum on it, is it a million points or how does that work?"

~Jonah, Knocked Up.

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"I've never bought into that. If the boy is being eaten by wolves, mommy will always come running."

- Dr. Gregory House, in deference to the story of the Boy Who Cried Wolf, House

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"We got remakes before every now and then, but once those two dropped, it was on like grits in the mornin'."
 - Lord J, on TCM and Dawn of the Dead kicking the remake trend into high gear.

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"These hot hoes are fiending...they're on the nutz. But bitch, I'm out yo pussy when I nut"

~Xplosive, Dr Dre-Chronic 2001.    Yeah I know no one will read this and chuckle (especially if you've never heard the track)  but i'll be damned if that last verse to the tune doesnt make me laugh my ass off for hours, repeatedly in my mind all day   hahaha   

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"I guess all's well that ends well, huh dipshit?"

- Eric Cartman to Stan Marsh after Stan excitedly announces that he has at last "found the clitoris" while the Battle of Armageddon unfolds around them, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

[GiveMeGore]

"So George, you going to have room in your car for the Pig man?" ~ Kramer
"The Pig man can take the bus" ~ George
"George, the Pig man would give you a ride if you needed it"
"Oh yeah? Well what if the Pig man only had a 2 seater?"
"Come on George.....be sensible"  (looks at Jerry like George is talking crazy)

Seinfeld.

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Thought we could all use a positive one today with all the bad crap going down around us:

"It ain't about how hard ya hit. Its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now, if you know what you're worth go out and get what you're worth."

-Rocky Balboa

Personal note: This quote is the very line which reached something inside of me and inspired me to take a chance, pursue a dream and go to film school in early 2007. Economic woes aside, I'm still glad I did, because not only did I finally find a niche (outside of Horrorwatch, that is) but at the very least working in this field (even if I don't get paid yet) keeps me sane in the face of insanity.