Get out and SHOCK the vote

[Splatterscribe]

Yeah, it's usually referred to as "rocking" the vote..but this is fuckin' Horrorwatch, man. We don't just rock - we shock, baby!!!

Just a friendly reminder to everyone that we are less than a week way from the single most important presidential election most of us have witnessed in our lifetimes. It's literally up to the people to change this sad sack shit around. So if you are of age and are legally eligible to do so, do what needs to be done- get out there and shock the vote on November 4th (unless you've voted early- in which case,  kudos to you)!!

[GeneralCinema]

I honestly can't vote for either Obama or McCain.  I know that regardless of who wins, we're eating a shit sandwich...one just has more bread.  I'm completely undecided on this one.

[gorific89]

Eh, I faith in obama, every time he give a speech an angel has an orgasm... That and I really dislike mcain, I mean, who the fuck is he kidding he is no maverick, I mean I don't even think he knows what that word means, I think he just heard it and was like "wow, I want to be a maverick" he's falling apart and if he goes and palins in office, we're all fucked I mean you may as well write dumbbell on her forehead to go along with her shit eating grin she does.

 

[Marshal Earp]

I honestly can't vote for either Obama or McCain.  I know that regardless of who wins, we're eating a shit sandwich...one just has more bread.  I'm completely undecided on this one.

Quoted for truth!!

The sad thing is I used to be a HUGE Johnny Mac guy. He was a true independent who stood up for what he believed in. Now, he's just a shade of what he used to be. It's actually kind of funny to see all the democrats who used to praise this guy to no end call him Bush now, but whatever, that's politics for ya.

As for Barrack he comes off like a tabloid celeb to me, I mean honestly who the hell is this guy? I wanna be inspired by him but my brain refuses to let me.

Both of their campaigns are so intellectually insutling I'm pretty sure these are the only words uttered in both campaigns after hundreds of millions spent:

John McCain- My friends, my friends, my freinds, Joe the plumber, my friends, my friends, he wants to spread the wealth around, my friends, my friends, my friends, Joe the plumber, my friends, my friends, he wants to spread the welath around, my friends, my friends.

Barrack Obama- Change change, change, change, change, 4 more years of the same, change, change change, change, George Bush, change, change, change, change, change, 4 more years of the same, change, change, change, George Bush, change, change, change

That was money well spent right? I mean really spending hundreds of million of dollars to see who could repeat those words the most often sounds brilliant to me.


I'll probably vote for McCain only because the idea of either party having absolute power in this country makes my skin crawl. I mean really, the pathetic state of our two party system with these power hungry, greedy corrupt bastards who believe in nothing but the sounds of their own voices having a filibuster proof house, senate AND the presidency? HAAAAA!!! No thanks.

[GiveMeGore]

Can't really argue with anyone here. Bottom line though....change is needed. I think a democrat in the office is what we need. Am I eating up everything Obama is serving? No.... but like I said, change is needed and I truly believe McCain will just be a poormans George W (sad as that is to say). Plus I feel nervous just watching McCain move on his feet. I feel he's going to collapse at any second while grabbing his chest and resiting versus from the old testiment. Then PALIN steps in. Mercy........     just the mere image of that crazy bitch in the oval office makes my feces sweat.

All I really ask for is some intelligence in the white house. That's all. Genuine intelligence on a subconscious level. Obamas got the edge there in my opinion.

Also..real quick. Anyone at all a bit curious over the fact Bush hasnt said a word regarding his support for McCain? I remember when Al Gore was running.....Bill Jeff was ALL OVER that shit.

[FatalTragedy]

I saw a picture in the paper recently of Palin dancing with her daughter on stage at some estrogen awareness rally. What a class A campaign she's running. Even if Obama wasn't my top choice I'd vote him over Palin in a heartbeat. What a fucking joke.

[GeneralCinema]

I honestly can't vote for either Obama or McCain.  I know that regardless of who wins, we're eating a shit sandwich...one just has more bread.  I'm completely undecided on this one.

Quoted for truth!!

See I base my decision on George Carlin's bit "If you vote, you have no right to complain."

Look at it this way...

In the Old Testament, the Jews wanted a King, so they went to Samuel and told him.  He said that it might not be a good idea, and they said "we don't care.  We want to be like everyone else.  Give us a King."

Samuel went to God, who told him to let the Jews know EXACTLY what their new king (Saul) would do (lots of bad stuff.)  Samuel went to the Jews, told them all of the bad stuff he would do and they said "We don't care.  We want a king."

Saul comes into the picture and does EVERYTHING that Samuel said he would.  As soon as this happens, the Jews said "We don't want him!"

Therefore, if I vote for either Obama or McCain and they screw up, I can't complain because that's what I wanted.  That's why I'm undecided, although all counts seem to be showing Obama as the winner.

[GiveMeGore]

I fail to see any relative analogy? So the US citizens are the Jews? Obama/McCain the king? We (the jews, I guess) just want a president because other countries practicing democracy have presidents? Once one them start with some bullshit, can we just yell out "We don't want him!". I'm confused.....  maybe I'll give the G. O. D. a holla on his 2-way. He should be able to clear things up for me...... 

[GeneralCinema]

I fail to see any relative analogy? So the US citizens are the Jews? Obama/McCain the king? We (the jews, I guess) just want a president because other countries practicing democracy have presidents? Once one them start with some bullshit, can we just yell out "We don't want him!". I'm confused.....  maybe I'll give the G. O. D. a holla on his 2-way. He should be able to clear things up for me...... 

I'll admit that the reason is exceptionally flawed, but it works for me.

My point is that the Jews wanted a leader and then complained about him when they got one.  Therefore, if I vote for McCain, and he fucks EVERYTHING up...I can't complain, because that's what I wanted.  The same thing goes for Obama.  If I vote for him and EVERYTHING gets fucked up...I can't complain, because that's what I wanted.

People are often givena choice between A or B, but most of the time people want a little of both.  Too bad we can't treat this election like Brewster's Millions and vote "None of the Above."

[GiveMeGore]

Glad you cleared that up cuz I can't get a hold of that inconsiderate prick. Wait a min.....SHIT..... anyone know what time it is in Heaven? Damn....hope I wasnt blowing up his spot at 2am while the big man was entertaining some trim.

[GeneralCinema]

Glad you cleared that up cuz I can't get a hold of that inconsiderate prick. Wait a min.....SHIT..... anyone know what time it is in Heaven? Damn....hope I wasnt blowing up his spot at 2am while the big man was entertaining some trim.

Funny.

Prick.

[GiveMeGore]

Glad you cleared that up cuz I can't get a hold of that inconsiderate prick. Wait a min.....SHIT..... anyone know what time it is in Heaven? Damn....hope I wasnt blowing up his spot at 2am while the big man was entertaining some trim.

Funny.

Prick.

Oh come on.....if that doesnt at least make you chuckle (regardless of your religous beliefs) you got no soul, man....
Maybe it's just me? Getting a visual of god blowing into some young hot peice of ass's ear...  whispering sweet nothings trying to get her to drop trow. That shit is gold.

[gorific89]

I honestly can't vote for either Obama or McCain.  I know that regardless of who wins, we're eating a shit sandwich...one just has more bread.  I'm completely undecided on this one.

I'll probably vote for McCain only because the idea of either party having absolute power in this country makes my skin crawl. I mean really, the pathetic state of our two party system with these power hungry, greedy corrupt bastards who believe in nothing but the sounds of their own voices having a filibuster proof house, senate AND the presidency? HAAAAA!!! No thanks.

So you'll vote for mcain because you dont want him or barack to be in power? What the hell sense does that make?

Shit one reason I'm voting for Obama is things have been getting prograssively worse, and mcain doesnt seem to grasp what state our country is in right now. I mean he tried delaying the debates to come up with an economic plan that he JUST realised happened to be a pretty big issue. What was he living in a fucking box? He is clueless, and palin? Hahahaha, certainly not much better.

I mean the stregth of his campaign is calling obama an unpatriotic terrist in favor of communism... I mean i know its been said before but wasn't that kind of thinking what got us into this shithole mess in the first place?I simply can't see why anyone would put their faith in him, I mean I have never seen a single photo of him that portrayed any sense of self confidense, or in fact anything thatd make him look as if he had a fucking clue. Just sticks his hand up every few minutes and says "I object, he supports palistinys!!!" or "socialism and unamerican"

I mean if he actually did speak ANYTHING of what he'd do once president I'd give him a chance. His whole agenda is "dont vote for obama" well why the fuck should we vote for you?

Oh I know, because its still 1950 and we're scared to death of change. Lets start another fuckin war.

Obama has let the people know whats on his mind. Mcain, well he let us know that obama is a terrorist...

Fuck it I'll take my chances.

[Doomsday]

I honestly can't vote for either Obama or McCain.  I know that regardless of who wins, we're eating a shit sandwich...one just has more bread.  I'm completely undecided on this one.

The sad thing is I used to be a HUGE Johnny Mac guy. He was a true independent who stood up for what he believed in. Now, he's just a shade of what he used to be. It's actually kind of funny to see all the democrats who used to praise this guy to no end call him Bush now, but whatever, that's politics for ya.

Or maybe because he went completely off his rocker since he ran for the nomination in 2000?  If he had gotten the nomination back then, I totally would have voted for him.  Now he's practically senile. 

[Marshal Earp]

I honestly can't vote for either Obama or McCain.  I know that regardless of who wins, we're eating a shit sandwich...one just has more bread.  I'm completely undecided on this one.

I'll probably vote for McCain only because the idea of either party having absolute power in this country makes my skin crawl. I mean really, the pathetic state of our two party system with these power hungry, greedy corrupt bastards who believe in nothing but the sounds of their own voices having a filibuster proof house, senate AND the presidency? HAAAAA!!! No thanks.

So you'll vote for mcain because you dont want him or barack to be in power?

Yep, pretty much, I prefer for the american people to have the power, not the degenerate politicians.